February 2012
360 posts
thepregnancypact:
see people on the news, add them on facebook
idiotblogger:
My name is La-a
pronounce the dash
1612th:
sleep is kinda like the friends with benefits version of dying because you get all the enjoyment without the commitment
beyoncebeytwice:
*sits in dark room wrapped in snuggie and sips hot chocolate while illuminated by the warm glow of laptop*
“Wanna know how to piss off two kinds of Nazis at once? Treat Jews good.”
– Bo Burnham (via onedirectionismypatronus)
potatosac:
*uses humor to cover up sadness*
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
reesewitherpoon:
I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know...
fagoutboy:
Mark: Hey, this next song is for all...
thesummeroflike:
when people are in a band i just assume they do everything together they eat together they live together they go on little trips to the museum with packed lunchboxes together
princeweekes:
i had a crush on josh peck not gonna lie still do that boy is fINE
Watchjulzachu:
children shouldnt be allowed to use computers.
literallysame:
Find the Gay person:
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CAN’T do it?
Thats because they’re humans too and we’re ALL the same.
segregaytion:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
to my haters
to my teachers
to my parents
omfg ,mekgnuvteovj
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
ok so i made my url beydoce
it’s like beyonce
which ends with -once
which is eleven in spanish
and doce is twelve
yeah idk i’ll probably change it tomorrow
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Flo Rida’s real name is Tramar Dillard doesn’t get much blacker than that
tinybluedeer:
ilovefrankiero:
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goldengatefridge:
beyOFFce
jake
don’t have too much sex ok
